Chronic Escape and the Hedge Slog

Anhedonia is the slasher movie fantasy of the late 2010s; what was once treated with gloves of sincerity and therapeutic outreach measures has become quite the fascinating bog of contradictions. It's allure lies in the ability to provide one with a yardstick to gauge one's level of cognitive dissonance that one always suspects themselves of having. Fashioning itself as the nihilistic opposition to the highly manicured representations of themselves one crafts online, what better way is there to observe this pool of bile other than to experience a product crafted purely out of impossibly misplaced senses of duty? It's not like you haven't fried up all your Dopamine receptors already.

Chronic is your answer to what happens when the Escape goes reasonably far. Chronic players will be able to experience:

• Gunplay that is more message than medium
• A rough sense of progression
• Incredulity towards 21st century physics engines
• Pastiche of low effort ideas that form the pea soup of your mind's eye
• An immediate need to have an xinput compatible controller